昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的: 
 
  前台小姐:“Hello.” 
 
  老外:“Hi.” 
 
  前台小姐:“You have what thing?” 
 
  老外:“Can you speak english?” 
 
  前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?” 
 
  老外:“Can anybody else speak english?” 
 
  前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!” 
 
  老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?” 
 
  前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?” 
 
  老外:“I want to speak to your head.” 
 
  前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!” |